But wouldn't it be cool if you did?
I mean, I love desserts. But there's only so much sugar that even a sweet-tooth crazed girl like me can take and still call herself healthy!
Mom's Organic Munchies provides a perfect solution - the sorts of healthy indulgences that come with all the rich, chocolatey deliciousness we love and none of the weighed-down feelings or sugar buzzes that we don't!
I first learnt of Mom's Organic Munchies when I spotted their Skinny Mint Cookie in the prepared foods section of Whole Food's during a recent grocery run.
Despite the rich, creamy chocolate and the sweet and the rich, chewy mint cookie underneath, this super sumptuous, scrumptious, satisfying treat is all natural, all healthy (check out that fiber!) and includes ingredients like garbanzo bean flour and applesauce!
Trust me, you can't tell.
Your taste buds will think you're eating the ultimate Thin Mint Cookie, but you'll know that your treat has more fiber than a slice of whole wheat bread and less calories than the average energy bar.
If you want to experience real nirvana, try it frozen.
Don't say I didn't warn you.
If you want just straight-up chocolate, Mom's Organic Munchies also makes two pure chocolate bars.
There's Choco-Fit Espresso, a coffee lover's dark chocolate dream.
With only 1g of sugar in the whole good-sized bar!
I had to keep double-checking that, this nutrition label felt like a foodie's April Fool's joke to me.
The bar isn't overly sweet (you certainly won't be confusing it with Hershey's) but it's sweet enough (it definitely doesn't taste like only 1g of sugar) and so, so, so rich and creamy! Even out of the freezer, it's absolutely delicious and melts in your mouth.
Again, this large 2oz chocolate bar (double the usual) comes with only 1g of sugar and a whole lot of healthiness - like 28% of your RDI for fiber! Can Hershey's boast that? I think not.
And this bar is studded with big, roasted almonds.
Talk about getting your healthy fats (for your hair, skin, brain, eyes, etc.) in!
I get to eat these ridiculously delicious chocolate bars and chalk it up as part of my beauty routine? Count me in!
In case you don't like chocolate (what's wrong with you?) Mom's Organic Munchies also makes some really delicious non-chocolate treats.
It almost tastes like eating straight-up nut butter with dried fruits and crunchy bits (nuts and seeds!) mixed in.
Well, that's probably because that's essentially what it is! I didn't try this (I ate the bar up before I got the chance - it's so tasty all by itself) but I bet you could melt it and used it as a spread if you wanted to...
In case you do want some chocolate, but you can't handle the choco-intensity of their chocolate bars and Skinny Mint Cookie, there's the Choco-Chunk Hemp Cookie.
Don't diss it just because it's a hemp cookie and sounds like crunchy-granola hippie food.
It doesn't taste like it.
Or if this is what crunchy-granola hippie food tastes like, let's all be crunchy-granola hippies.