For everyone who's currently working on polishing up a resume to apply for jobs, here are some funny resume don'ts. Don't let any of these be you!
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Don't use colloquialisms (or profanity!) in your cover letter. Please.
Remember to target your resume distribution, guys, don't just send it to any and every company out there.
That wouldn't be an appropriate way.
Sometimes things don't go in your favor and someone else gets the job. While you shouldn't let that make you feel bad about yourself, don't assume you didn't get the job because you're just too awesome. Or do assume it, if that's what your ego needs, but don't tell everyone that - whenever I hear that, my immediate reaction is to internally roll my eyes.
Right. And I'm not the Queen of England because I'm too royal.