So, for the sake of entertaining, I've decided to sum up what I, from my observations around campus, understand the experience non-students attempting to date students during finals.
Boy meets girl. Boy attempts to break the ice.
Or vice-versa, if you prefer. Since it's the holidays, what better way to break the ice than an absurdly corny pickup line? 'I must be a snowflake, because I've fallen for you' is a nice change from the usual introduction.
Boy gets girl's phone number. Boy makes use of said phone number with witty textversation later.
Boy tries to set up a date. Girl is busy.
Boy settles for more realistic expectations.
But I've been so unfair to the poor boys in this post! Sometimes it goes the other way around:
What's your favorite pick-up line?
When are your final exams over?